tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-59195752011-04-21T14:36:15.298-07:00Someone Take The Wheel Rip out the table we need room to move in a life unstable you're so easily amused anywhere you hang yourself is home throw in a tape, fix the tone The windows are dirty let's hope it rains add another newspaper something to do with my change I see we're fighting again In some fucking land throw in another tape man Someone take the wheel and I don't know where we're going anybody say what you feel everybody's sad, but nobody's showingAnother Day In Paradisehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08701535942892212814noreply@blogger.comBlogger6221100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5919575.post-1109271802962240872005-02-24T11:02:00.000-08:002005-02-24T11:03:22.963-08:00CREEPY!!!!!!!!The "purity ball" has nothing on this.Another Day In Paradisehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08701535942892212814noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5919575.post-1109136271179459422005-02-22T21:22:00.000-08:002005-02-22T21:24:31.183-08:00Incest Is BestAs a wise woman said "This is just 31 flavors of wrong!" Everyone else I show this article to (not to mention the formal tux/prom gown photo they had published to promote to event in Oklahoma Magazine) has the same immediate reaction. Coincidence? I think not.Pure intentions By Jason Collington World Scene Writer 2/21/2005 Fathers and daughters take purity pledge at special event Another Day In Paradisehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08701535942892212814noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5919575.post-1109134737064977152005-02-22T20:58:00.000-08:002005-02-22T20:58:57.066-08:00OK. Now It's Time To Get Serious.Samantha Dent for President of The World. Vote! Damn You! Vote!http://www.madnesstemple.com/presidentoftheworld/Another Day In Paradisehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08701535942892212814noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5919575.post-1108529218993760692005-02-15T20:45:00.000-08:002005-02-15T20:46:58.996-08:00Is It Satire? Or Is It Memorex?Hard to say...just be sure to watch past the first "song" intro....here.Another Day In Paradisehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08701535942892212814noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5919575.post-1108410970243100652005-02-14T11:47:00.000-08:002005-02-14T12:29:53.360-08:00It Would Appear...That the President and the White House Press Secretary called on a male prostitute pretending to be a journalist.Another Day In Paradisehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08701535942892212814noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5919575.post-1108087831764048092005-02-10T18:10:00.000-08:002005-02-10T18:10:31.766-08:00It's Question Time!!!via bloggerheads.comyou can text message your questions to the british members of parliament. here's mine:Will you please give Americans assurance that you will not become the next GWMonkey, and that you will seek to re-establish what Labour used to stand for when Bill Clinton was President of the United States of America? I was an American expatriate living in the UK at the Another Day In Paradisehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08701535942892212814noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5919575.post-1107996945851762952005-02-09T16:55:00.000-08:002005-02-09T16:55:45.853-08:00The REAL Scoop on Jeff Gannon (NOT!)Another Day In Paradisehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08701535942892212814noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5919575.post-1107979567895042982005-02-09T13:03:00.000-08:002005-02-09T12:08:15.750-08:00Woo Hoo! I've finally decided what type of small business I want to open. After I successfully cut my personal debt in half simply by not taking into account my home loan, car loan and student loans, I decided this is the field for me! I will open a debt reduction counseling company. My company's motto will be: "If It's Good Enough for Dubya, It's Good Enough For You!" Suggestions for a Another Day In Paradisehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08701535942892212814noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5919575.post-1107977127651365962005-02-09T11:24:00.000-08:002005-02-09T11:25:27.650-08:00I'm So Embarassed to Be From OK Senator Tom Coburn (R-OK), a new member of the Senate Judiciary Committee, was at last week's meeting on a bill restricting class-action suits. "You know," he said, "I immediately thought about silicone breast implants and the legal wrangling and the class-action suits off that. And I thought I would just share with you what science says today about slicone breastAnother Day In Paradisehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08701535942892212814noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5919575.post-1107976550520485832005-02-09T11:14:00.000-08:002005-02-09T11:15:50.520-08:00Dubya'sworld.com Bats One Out of the Park! As seen on BartcopAnother Day In Paradisehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08701535942892212814noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5919575.post-1107793891918367432005-02-07T08:30:00.000-08:002005-02-07T08:31:31.916-08:00Resistance Is Futile Another Day In Paradisehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08701535942892212814noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5919575.post-1107787471329647232005-02-07T06:39:00.000-08:002005-02-07T06:44:31.330-08:00I'm Shocked, Shocked I Tell You WASHINGTON (AP) - President Bush is sending Congress a $2.5 trillion spending plan, constrained by war and record deficits, that seeks to slash spending in a number of popular programs from farm subsidies to poor people's health care. While calling it the tightest budget of Bush's presidency, Vice President Dick Cheney defended the spending blueprint against Another Day In Paradisehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08701535942892212814noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5919575.post-1107677645361707122005-02-06T01:13:00.000-08:002005-02-06T00:14:47.716-08:00He never meant to hurt no one. Nahhh...he never meant to...oh yeah, did i mention he's a "family man"??? ahem.Another Day In Paradisehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08701535942892212814noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5919575.post-1107464338600109182005-02-03T13:58:00.000-08:002005-02-03T12:58:58.600-08:00GangOfOne Strikes Again! With The Diary of Laura B. Enjoy!Another Day In Paradisehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08701535942892212814noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5919575.post-1107447836560116922005-02-03T08:23:00.000-08:002005-02-03T08:23:56.560-08:00Testify! Whoo boy...Rude Pundit is on a RANT.Another Day In Paradisehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08701535942892212814noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5919575.post-1107357186971042402005-02-02T07:12:00.000-08:002005-02-02T07:13:06.970-08:00Icky I feel like I need a bath after reading this...Another Day In Paradisehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08701535942892212814noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5919575.post-1107354323072893692005-02-02T06:24:00.000-08:002005-02-02T06:25:23.073-08:00Shaking Head SAN DIEGO -- At a panel discussion in San Diego Tuesday, a top Marine general tells an audience that, among other things, it is "fun to shoot some people." The comment, made by Lt. Gen. James Mattis, came in reference to fighting insurgents in Iraq. He went on to say,"Actually, its a lot of fun to fight. You know, it's a hell of a hoot. I like brawling." "You go into Afghanistan,Another Day In Paradisehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08701535942892212814noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5919575.post-1107302711743650602005-02-01T16:04:00.000-08:002005-02-01T17:03:48.636-08:00What I Heard About Iraq...Another Day In Paradisehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08701535942892212814noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5919575.post-1107273905962243712005-02-01T08:04:00.000-08:002005-02-01T08:05:05.963-08:00Quel Surprise President George W. Bush met with the Congressional Black Caucus Wednesday for the first time as a group in nearly four years, but what CBC members said stood out the most was the president's declaration that he was "unfamiliar" with the Voting Rights Act of 1965, one of the most significant pieces of legislation passed in the history of the United States. -snip- As for Rice, Another Day In Paradisehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08701535942892212814noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5919575.post-1107273400985456252005-02-01T07:55:00.000-08:002005-02-01T07:56:40.986-08:00Welcome to the New Amerikkka Since when did anything opposing Bush's (proposed) policies become "controversial"? They might as well just declare state run media and get it over with... WASHINGTON, Jan. 31 - An advocacy group, USAction, said on Monday that four television networks had turned down its request to run an advertisement opposing President Bush's effort to clamp down on medical Another Day In Paradisehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08701535942892212814noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5919575.post-1107198602174003912005-01-31T11:04:00.000-08:002005-01-31T11:10:02.176-08:00How Far Would You Go? I'm completely fascinated by this story. And this essay on obedience that was inspired by the story. How far would you go? You might think you know the answer, but you probably don't.Another Day In Paradisehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08701535942892212814noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5919575.post-1107198248694768552005-01-31T11:03:00.000-08:002005-01-31T11:04:08.693-08:00Some Things Never Change U.S. Encouraged by Vietnam Vote : Officials Cite 83% Turnout Despite Vietcong Terror by Peter Grose, Special to the New York Times (9/4/1967: p. 2) WASHINGTON, Sept. 3-- United States officials were surprised and heartened today at the size of turnout in South Vietnam's presidential election despite a Vietcong terrorist campaign to disrupt the voting. According to Another Day In Paradisehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08701535942892212814noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5919575.post-1106933392815037102005-01-28T09:29:00.000-08:002005-01-28T09:29:52.816-08:00Bipartisan Word Search Game Fun for the whole family!Another Day In Paradisehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08701535942892212814noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5919575.post-1106925784886844822005-01-28T07:22:00.000-08:002005-01-28T07:23:04.886-08:00Aren't they all for sale?Another Day In Paradisehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08701535942892212814noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5919575.post-1106848823149209672005-01-27T09:59:00.000-08:002005-01-27T10:00:23.150-08:00The Diary of Laura B GangofOne comes up with another brilliant installation in his newly created Diary of Laura B. Enjoy!Another Day In Paradisehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08701535942892212814noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5919575.post-1106840892822890812005-01-27T07:46:00.000-08:002005-01-27T07:48:12.823-08:00Ummmmm........ They say Oklahoma is mediocre. But it's not. It's actually amazing. Amazingly, stupid that is. "OKLAHOMA CITY (Reuters) -- An Oklahoma senator hopes to revive cockfighting in the state by putting tiny boxing gloves on the roosters instead of razors. The Oklahoma legislature outlawed the blood sport in 2002 because of its cruelty to the roosters, which are slashed and pecked to Another Day In Paradisehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08701535942892212814noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5919575.post-1106766892749350882005-01-26T11:14:00.000-08:002005-01-26T11:19:31.156-08:00IF YOU REALLY BELIEVE THAT: · GEORGE W. BUSH DID NOT LIE TO THE NATION ABOUT IRAQ · THERE REALLY WERE STORES OF WMD’S IN IRAQ · SADDAM HUSSEIN WAS CONNECTED TO AL QAIDA · SADDAM HUSSEIN WAS INVOLVED IN THE ATTACKS OF 9/11 · SADDAM HUSSEIN POSED AN IMMINENT THREAT TO THE U.S. · GEORGE W. BUSH HAD A REALISTIC PLAN FOR WAR IN IRAQ · THERE IS A COALITION OF NATIONS FIGHTING WITH US IN IRAQ · IRAQ ISAnother Day In Paradisehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08701535942892212814noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5919575.post-1106766670743340502005-01-26T11:10:00.000-08:002005-01-26T11:11:10.743-08:00Pfffffffffft!!!!!!!!!!! James Dobson has his work cut out for him. Last week, the conservative flame-thrower denounced SpongeBob SquarePants - the harmless cartoon sponge who holds hands with his friends and lives in an underwater pineapple - for appearing in a "pro-homosexual video." Next month, a regular character on The Simpsons will come out and be married in a same-sex wedding.Another Day In Paradisehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08701535942892212814noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5919575.post-1106759717874261272005-01-26T09:14:00.000-08:002005-01-26T09:15:17.873-08:00Senate Judiciary Confirms Gonzales Another Day In Paradisehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08701535942892212814noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5919575.post-1106757806436762472005-01-26T08:42:00.000-08:002005-01-26T08:43:26.436-08:00Applause! Atrios delivers a truly inspired rant. Snippage: "But, if you're a relatively informed voter who thinks the best way to reduce abortions -- especially abortions internationally, not just locally -- is to vote for the anti-contraception, abstinence-only teaching, global gag rule supporting, Antonin Scalia loving Bush administration, then frankly I don't give a shit what you think. I Another Day In Paradisehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08701535942892212814noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5919575.post-1106757489244695512005-01-26T08:32:00.000-08:002005-01-26T08:38:09.243-08:00I never give anyone hell. I just tell the truth. They think it is hell.-- Harry TrumanAnother Day In Paradisehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08701535942892212814noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5919575.post-1106756498329013132005-01-26T08:20:00.000-08:002005-01-26T08:21:38.330-08:00Bwahaaaa! Atrios shares with us that someone in charge of listing the schedule on C-Span 3 has a sense of humor: Another Day In Paradisehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08701535942892212814noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5919575.post-1106754695817305762005-01-26T07:51:00.000-08:002005-01-26T07:51:35.816-08:00Another Day In Paradisehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08701535942892212814noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5919575.post-1106753552278345812005-01-26T07:29:00.000-08:002005-01-26T07:32:32.276-08:00Microwaving Iraq Janaury 25, 2005 - On the rooftop of a shrapnel-pocked building in the ruins of Fallujah, a team of GI's stealthily sets up a gray plastic dome about two-feet in diameter. Keeping well back from the sight lines of the street and nearby buildings, they plug the cable connectors on the side of the "popper" into a power unit. The grunts have no clue what the device does. They are Another Day In Paradisehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08701535942892212814noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5919575.post-1106674029777712802005-01-25T09:26:00.000-08:002005-01-25T09:27:09.776-08:00"Major Major had been born too late and too mediocre. Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them. With Major Major it had been all three. Even among men lacking all distinction he inevitably stood out as a man lacking more distinction than all the rest, and people who met him were always impressed by how unimpressive he was." -- Joseph Another Day In Paradisehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08701535942892212814noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5919575.post-1106673004665911962005-01-25T09:08:00.000-08:002005-01-25T09:10:04.666-08:00Oh My. Can't even imagine the howls if Chelsea had been carrying on at the inaugural ball like this...then again, the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. Another Day In Paradisehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08701535942892212814noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5919575.post-1106672634300513892005-01-25T09:02:00.000-08:002005-01-25T09:03:54.306-08:00Bartcop/Worst President Ever/SNL Video Toolz.blogs.com brings us the video - enjoy!Another Day In Paradisehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08701535942892212814noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5919575.post-1106589813691984492005-01-24T10:02:00.000-08:002005-01-24T10:03:33.690-08:00Not In Our Name Click it. Click it now. Say it loud. Say it proud...Another Day In Paradisehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08701535942892212814noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5919575.post-1106589083080513082005-01-24T09:50:00.000-08:002005-01-24T09:51:23.080-08:00Oh, Just Google It AlreadyAnother Day In Paradisehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08701535942892212814noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5919575.post-1106589028287048922005-01-24T09:49:00.000-08:002005-01-24T09:50:28.286-08:00The Scots Get In On the Deal In Washington, about 500 people rallied in a park miles from the Capitol, where the inauguration took place. Protesters covered hundreds of cardboard boxes with black cloth and American flags to symbolise US troops and others killed in Iraq. Signs read, Worst President Ever and Four more years: God HELP America. Another Day In Paradisehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08701535942892212814noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5919575.post-1106588825622377682005-01-24T09:45:00.000-08:002005-01-24T09:47:05.623-08:00SignOnSanDiego Gets It Wrong! Sheesh, didn't they see the photos? "They jeered and shook their fists as Bush rode past. "Worst president ever, impeachbush.org" one sign said. Another read: "Guilty of war crimes." Another Day In Paradisehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08701535942892212814noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5919575.post-1106588594236460022005-01-24T09:42:00.000-08:002005-01-24T09:43:14.236-08:00And Tennessee Protesters along the route held signs saying, ''Worst President Ever,'' and ''Guilty of War Crimes.'' Police fired streams of water to disperse protesters gathering around the city. ''This president has not made the world safer or better for most of us,'' said Tina Palermo of Brooklyn, N.Y., who was in a group that planned to march to Lafayette Park across from the White House. ''Another Day In Paradisehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08701535942892212814noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5919575.post-1106588486193546992005-01-24T09:40:00.000-08:002005-01-24T09:41:26.193-08:00Blame Canada "Most were drawn there by their opposition to the war in Iraq and they carried signs such as "Mandate, My Ass," "Worst President Ever," and "Bring the Troops Home Now, Send Barbara and Jenna," referring to the president's twin daughters. Some carried banners calling for Bush's impeachment; others carried cardboard coffins." Another Day In Paradisehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08701535942892212814noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5919575.post-1106584885516903302005-01-24T08:40:00.000-08:002005-01-24T08:41:25.586-08:00Congrats to Bartcop Again! "bartcop.com makes Saturday Night Live's Weekend Update. Usually when we make Update, they steal a joke from the page. Jimmy Fallin was notorius for stealing stuff (see the back pages) but we forgave him. This time, they mentioned our sign project. In their opening skit Saturday, Tina and Amy pretended to be Jenna and Barb, drunk in their rooms, asking Another Day In Paradisehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08701535942892212814noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5919575.post-1106584024422683722005-01-24T08:25:00.000-08:002005-01-24T08:27:04.423-08:00--Must--Kill--Eyerackis--Must--Kill--Eyerackis Another Day In Paradisehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08701535942892212814noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5919575.post-1106583680630905252005-01-24T08:21:00.000-08:002005-01-24T08:21:20.630-08:00AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!Another Day In Paradisehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08701535942892212814noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5919575.post-1106581847932688872005-01-24T07:50:00.000-08:002005-01-24T07:50:47.933-08:00Frisky Froggy? Or attempt to pollute our childrens' minds with their evul, evul ways? You decide...Another Day In Paradisehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08701535942892212814noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5919575.post-1106580725438555772005-01-24T07:31:00.000-08:002005-01-24T07:32:05.436-08:00Take That You Stoopid Depression! Another Day In Paradisehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08701535942892212814noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5919575.post-1106580358985955702005-01-24T07:25:00.000-08:002005-01-24T07:25:58.986-08:00Well That's Just Great As if we didn't have enough to be depressed about already...Another Day In Paradisehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08701535942892212814noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5919575.post-1106579218039285392005-01-24T07:06:00.000-08:002005-01-24T07:06:58.040-08:00Oooooh. Ouch. Get your opinion out and point out to dog owners that they need to clean up after their pets... Another Day In Paradisehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08701535942892212814noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5919575.post-1106344370083696752005-01-21T13:52:00.000-08:002005-01-21T13:54:50.026-08:00The Private Afterparty Thanks Riggs2002!Another Day In Paradisehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08701535942892212814noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5919575.post-1106337559611623962005-01-21T11:58:00.000-08:002005-01-21T12:04:03.870-08:00Won't Someone Please Buy Laura a Mirror? *think of the children* Another Day In Paradisehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08701535942892212814noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5919575.post-1106336866189408162005-01-21T11:47:00.000-08:002005-01-21T11:47:46.190-08:00Because He Says SoAnother Day In Paradisehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08701535942892212814noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5919575.post-1106332660341482692005-01-21T10:37:00.000-08:002005-01-21T10:37:40.340-08:00Fire Hot. Burn. But the key fire passage in the Burning Bush speech - "We have lit a fire as well; a fire in the minds of men" - actually has its origins in a novel by the 19th century Russian novelist Fyodor Dostoevsky, The Devils, about a group of terrorists' ineffectual struggle to bring down the tyrannical Tsarist regime. One of the characters declares that it is pointless to try to put outAnother Day In Paradisehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08701535942892212814noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5919575.post-1106332525631426962005-01-21T10:34:00.000-08:002005-01-21T10:38:31.193-08:00In Case You're Feeling Left Out Because You Don't Have a Magnet RibbonAnother Day In Paradisehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08701535942892212814noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5919575.post-1106331345773394312005-01-21T10:10:00.000-08:002005-01-21T11:35:54.940-08:00Bartcoppers Rule!!! (hint: they're the ones holding the "War begins with W", "Worst President Ever" and "Warmongers" posters) Another Day In Paradisehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08701535942892212814noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5919575.post-1106331012930470332005-01-21T10:09:00.000-08:002005-01-21T11:34:46.890-08:00"I can’t believe that," said Alice. "Can’t you?" the Queen said in a pitying tone. "Try again: draw a long breath, and shut your eyes." Alice laughed. "There’s no use trying," she said. "One can’t believe impossible things." "I dare say you haven’t had much practice," said the Queen. "When I was your age, I always did it for half an hour a day. Why, sometimes I believed as many as six Another Day In Paradisehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08701535942892212814noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5919575.post-1097628021790975012004-10-12T17:39:00.000-07:002004-10-12T17:40:21.790-07:00Powerful Stuff!Another Day In Paradisehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08701535942892212814noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5919575.post-1096667982308559562004-10-01T14:58:00.000-07:002004-10-01T14:59:42.310-07:00Debate Wrapup I have nothing to add that hasn't already been splashed across every newspaper/website in the world. Except: Can you see me grinning? Do you sense I'm gloating. Shove it, Bush/Cheney/Rove. Added bonus: my boyfriend was on CNN after the debates looking very presidential his own bad self!Another Day In Paradisehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08701535942892212814noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5919575.post-1096479258277305012004-09-29T10:33:00.000-07:002004-09-29T10:34:18.276-07:00The 2004 Presidential Debate Drinking Game Rules and Details 1) Beer Drinking Penalties: The following words and or phrases said result in taking a normal drink of beer: George Bush:  Evil (this includes references to “axis of” and “evil doers”)  Terror / Terrorist (pronounced “tour” / “tourist” in Texas apparently)  Tax Cut  Vietnam  Nine-Eleven  Flip-Flop  Marriage is a union Another Day In Paradisehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08701535942892212814noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5919575.post-1096051104887659902004-09-24T11:37:00.000-07:002004-09-24T11:38:24.886-07:00Holy Jesus Mother God You have to read this...Another Day In Paradisehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08701535942892212814noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5919575.post-1096050369863374092004-09-24T11:24:00.000-07:002004-09-24T11:26:09.863-07:00Mom's Top 10 Reasons You'd Better Vote in November Excerpts: 10) Because you’re big enough. For as long as I can remember, neither one of you could wait to be “big enough” to ride a two-wheeler, drive a car, stay out past midnight, all those things that came with age and a certain amount of growth. Well now you’re “big enough” to vote. Do it. 9a) (For Andy) Because you’re old enough to be Another Day In Paradisehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08701535942892212814noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5919575.post-1095606144024732202004-09-19T08:00:00.000-07:002004-09-19T08:02:24.026-07:00Taking The Cake GOP Mailing Warns Liberals Will Ban Bibles By WILL LESTER, Associated Press Writer WASHINGTON - Campaign mail with a return address of the Republican National Committee (news - web sites) warns West Virginia voters that the Bible will be prohibited and men will marry men if liberals win in November.Another Day In Paradisehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08701535942892212814noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5919575.post-1095557463158223352004-09-18T18:23:00.000-07:002004-09-18T18:31:03.160-07:00Lies, Lies and More Lies The whole article's worth reading, but some of the more interesting parts: Press Reports on U.S. Casualties: About 17,000 Short, UPI Says By Mark Benjamin, UPI Published: September 15, 2004 NEW YORK (UPI) Nearly 17,000 service members medically evacuated from Iraq and Afghanistan are absent from public Pentagon casualty reports commonly cited by newspapers, Another Day In Paradisehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08701535942892212814noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5919575.post-1095440442567483502004-09-17T09:59:00.000-07:002004-09-17T10:00:42.566-07:00Bloggerheads Shows Us More Good Times Scary Band PhotosAnother Day In Paradisehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08701535942892212814noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5919575.post-1095293753257259452004-09-15T17:15:00.000-07:002004-09-15T17:15:53.256-07:00Beverage Alert Satan for Bush...Another Day In Paradisehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08701535942892212814noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5919575.post-1095259294986022822004-09-15T07:40:00.000-07:002004-09-15T07:41:34.986-07:00Hmmm A furious row has broken out over claims in a new book by BBC broadcaster James Naughtie that US Secretary of State Colin Powell described neo-conservatives in the Bush administration as 'fucking crazies' during the build-up to war in Iraq. Another Day In Paradisehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08701535942892212814noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5919575.post-1094961474752385292004-09-11T20:56:00.000-07:002004-09-11T20:59:40.006-07:00D-I-S-G-R-A-C-E President Bush (news - web sites) and first lady Laura Bush, right, take part in a moment of silence, Saturday, Sept. 11, 2004, on the South Lawn of the White House to mark the third anniversary of the Sept. 11 terrorist attacks. Second left is former Solicitor General Ted Olson, with his granddaughters Jillian, left, and Kirstin Olson, right. Olson lost his wife Barbara in the Another Day In Paradisehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08701535942892212814noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5919575.post-1094834494617738522004-09-10T09:32:00.000-07:002004-09-10T09:41:34.616-07:00More Cool Stuff From Bloggerheads.com... Make your own mariachi songAnother Day In Paradisehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08701535942892212814noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5919575.post-1094833289235191432004-09-10T09:20:00.000-07:002004-09-10T09:21:29.236-07:00This should put an end to all the speculation... Another Day In Paradisehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08701535942892212814noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5919575.post-1094827201503480252004-09-10T07:38:00.000-07:002004-09-10T07:40:01.503-07:00Edwards Hits A Homer In response to Cheney's idiotic comment about Ebay sales not being included in economic figures, Edwards states: “If we only included bake sales and how much money kids make at lemonade stands, this economy would really be cooking,” Another Day In Paradisehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08701535942892212814noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5919575.post-1094826995772923022004-09-10T07:35:00.000-07:002004-09-10T07:36:35.773-07:00Powell Slams Bush "The policies determining who would be drafted and who would be deferred, who would serve and who would escape, who would die and who would live, were an anti-democratic disgrace. . . I am angry that so many sons of the powerful and well-placed. . . managed to wangle slots in Reserve and National Guard units. Of the many tragedies of Vietnam, this raw class discrimination Another Day In Paradisehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08701535942892212814noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5919575.post-1094779086909181572004-09-09T18:17:00.000-07:002004-09-09T18:18:06.910-07:00Thanks a Friggin' Lot, Bush Family Thanks Bush For Death of Their Son Another Day In Paradisehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08701535942892212814noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5919575.post-1094778180412650432004-09-09T18:02:00.000-07:002004-09-09T18:06:47.966-07:00Take Heart You Unemployed and Struggling! Cheney: Economic Stats Miss EBay Sales CINCINNATI (AP) - Indicators measure the nation's unemployment rate, consumer spending and other economic milestones, but Vice President Dick Cheney says it misses the hundreds of thousands who make money selling on eBay. "That's a source that didn't even exist 10 years ago," Cheney told an audience in Ohio. "FourAnother Day In Paradisehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08701535942892212814noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5919575.post-1094772380672405972004-09-09T16:25:00.000-07:002004-09-09T16:26:20.673-07:00Must Listen! Bush sings "Sunday Bloody Sunday"...Another Day In Paradisehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08701535942892212814noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5919575.post-1094772166427615332004-09-09T16:21:00.000-07:002004-09-09T16:22:46.426-07:00Vietnam Casualties With Same Birthdate as GWB: U.S. Military Personnel Who Died (Including Missing and Captured Declared Dead) as a result of the Vietnam conflict, 1957-1995 Listed Alphabetically by Name as of November 1997 Name/ Mil Grade/ Military Service/ Home of Record/City or Town/ State Date of Death*/ Place of Death/ Date of Birth/ Type of Casualty/ BNR JAMES RAYMON HORACE JR 1LT ARMY Another Day In Paradisehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08701535942892212814noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5919575.post-1094771876786253082004-09-09T16:17:00.000-07:002004-09-09T16:17:56.786-07:00Ha Ha! Another Day In Paradisehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08701535942892212814noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5919575.post-1094615326599068932004-09-07T20:43:00.000-07:002004-09-08T13:10:17.116-07:00“There is still that singular perfection, and it’s perfect in part because it seemed, at the time, so clearly to promise more. Now she knows: That was the moment, right then. There has been no other.” – The Hours, Michael Cunningham.Another Day In Paradisehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08701535942892212814noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5919575.post-1094166915297687992004-09-02T16:13:00.000-07:002004-09-02T16:18:28.936-07:00I Hate It When That Happens Halliburton admits it might have bribed Nigerian government 2 Sept. 2004 WASHINGTON, Sept. 2 (HalliburtonWatch.org) -- Halliburton's lawyer told the Wall Street Journal today that the company's KBR subsidiary "may" have bribed Nigeria's government to win an $8.1 billion contract to build a natural gas liquefaction plant. James Doty, an attorney for the Houston law Another Day In Paradisehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08701535942892212814noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5919575.post-1094050737634082792004-09-01T07:58:00.000-07:002004-09-01T07:58:57.633-07:00Be Sure to Send Betty Bowers a Thank You Note! Another Day In Paradisehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08701535942892212814noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5919575.post-1094049803331393292004-09-01T07:42:00.000-07:002004-09-01T07:43:23.330-07:00Quel Surprise $40 Million Memory – Smear Boat Veteran’s Fuzzy Memory Clear Up After Receiving Federal Contract From Bush Administration Web Of Connections Grows Wider: $40 Million Contract From The Bush Administration And A “Swift Shift In Stories.” Four days ago, retired naval Rear Adm. William L. Schachte Jr. seconded accusations made by the group Swift Boat Veterans for Truth seeking to Another Day In Paradisehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08701535942892212814noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5919575.post-1094049185716129862004-09-01T07:27:00.000-07:002004-09-01T07:39:34.366-07:00Like A Lead Balloon So it looks like the first twins aren't going to make it in the world of Republican stand-up. Some of the more interesting quotes from the article: "...the twins seemed to amuse themselves more than the crowd." "Some delegates in Madison Square Garden seemed startled when Jenna Bush accused her beloved grandmother Barbara of being too opinionated..." "Cheney stared back Another Day In Paradisehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08701535942892212814noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5919575.post-1093924424646892912004-08-30T20:42:00.000-07:002004-08-30T20:53:44.646-07:00Holy 'Consciously Failed to Act'! Batman! Half of New Yorkers Believe US Leaders Had Foreknowledge of Impending 9-11 Attacks and “Consciously Failed” To Act; 66% Call For New Probe of Unanswered Questions by Congress or New York’s Attorney General, New Zogby International Poll Reveals The poll is the first of its kind conducted in America that surveys attitudes regarding US government Another Day In Paradisehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08701535942892212814noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5919575.post-1093812330663207732004-08-29T13:40:00.000-07:002004-08-29T13:45:30.663-07:00I Heart New York! Another Day In Paradisehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08701535942892212814noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5919575.post-1093572514429732682004-08-26T19:08:00.000-07:002004-08-26T19:08:34.430-07:00I Can't Stop Crying...Another Day In Paradisehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08701535942892212814noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5919575.post-1093562434760036592004-08-26T16:19:00.000-07:002004-08-26T16:20:34.760-07:00Fuzzily Warbily Go say "hi" to Fuzzy Warbles!!!Another Day In Paradisehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08701535942892212814noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5919575.post-1093274774866443302004-08-23T08:25:00.000-07:002004-08-23T08:30:17.990-07:00WILL TULSA KILLER STAR IN OFF-BROADWAY PLAY? Maybe the D.A.'s Office should contact the Jerry Springer show… By Shasta Tahssa Tulsans know a smokescreen when they see one. It would seem Clayton Bellamy from the Associated Press has never seen a real war. Tulsa made national news this week, not because there’s any “real” news to report, but instead because of a manufactured story about a “warAnother Day In Paradisehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08701535942892212814noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5919575.post-1093268527527589382004-08-23T06:40:00.000-07:002004-08-23T07:04:43.056-07:00Lies Damn Lies Associated Press (AP) Writer Clayton Bellamy wants the world to think Tulsa is at war. Apparently with malice and forethought and for the purpose of advancing his career, Bellamy lied in a story distributed worldwide claiming there is “vigilante justice” against the homeless in Tulsa. More... Another Day In Paradisehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08701535942892212814noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5919575.post-1091897189804920262004-08-07T09:46:00.000-07:002004-08-14T06:12:03.973-07:00Has To Be Seen To Be Believed...Another Day In Paradisehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08701535942892212814noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5919575.post-1091040629179965422004-07-28T11:49:00.000-07:002004-07-28T11:52:59.360-07:00Giddy Up! JUSTICE BETRAYED? Tulsa D.A. refuses to prosecute brutal slaying in midst of violent crime wave TULSA, Okla. -- July 27, 2004 – The family of a slain businessman, Shawn Howard, is seeking justice for their son in a case that has many questioning the judgment of the Tulsa County prosecutor’s office. On June 25, Mr. Howard, owner of a downtown tavern, located at 23 North CheyenneAnother Day In Paradisehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08701535942892212814noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5919575.post-1090858718908371912004-07-26T09:17:00.000-07:002004-07-26T09:18:38.910-07:00WATCH IT Monday: Opening night, with theme of "The Kerry-Edwards Plan for America's Future." Speakers to outline the ticket's plans for the economy, health care and strengthening the country. Featured speaker: former President Bill Clinton, who will be introduced by Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton. Tuesday: Theme of "A Lifetime of Service and Strength," focusing on John Kerry's and John Edwards' Another Day In Paradisehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08701535942892212814noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5919575.post-1090787909332144482004-07-25T13:37:00.000-07:002004-07-25T13:45:47.776-07:00Snort! Dear Abby: I am a crack dealer in Villa Park, who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Mt. Prospect and one of my sisters, who lives in Rockford, is married to a transvestite. My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Maywood. I Another Day In Paradisehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08701535942892212814noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5919575.post-1090643825836649202004-07-23T21:36:00.000-07:002004-07-23T21:39:22.936-07:00 Another Day In Paradisehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08701535942892212814noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5919575.post-1089828003246320632004-07-14T10:58:00.000-07:002004-07-14T11:00:03.246-07:00Kudos i gotta say...i'm halfway through joe trippi's book "The revolution will not be televised: democracy, the internet and the overthrow of everything" and i'm just completely mesmerized like i've never been before by a political book. the first few chapters are slow, mainly being about his own introduction to politics. but those chapters are relevant in re: to what motivated him and his own Another Day In Paradisehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08701535942892212814noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5919575.post-1089260497457592442004-07-07T21:20:00.000-07:002004-07-08T09:47:14.150-07:00Yet Another Patriot - Blog Brave Bloggers! Blog! Mr. Harris, I've spent too long bouncing around the country from Springfield, MO to my current home in Indiana, and I haven't had a chance to visit Tulsa in far too long. I still know a few people in Oklahoma, and a friend and Tulsa native got me reading about the recent beating death of Tulsa business owner Shawn Howard. Having lost an Another Day In Paradisehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08701535942892212814noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5919575.post-1089258694539535172004-07-07T20:49:00.000-07:002004-07-08T09:49:18.116-07:00As Chancellor Says: "Grab A Hankie" When Bad Things Happen To Good People (Printable Version , E-mail to a Friend ) by Valerie Stefan When Shawn Howard was four years old, he and his father, Don Howard, rebuilt a 1951 Chevy truck. After they rebuilt the engine using "old time" tools, they took it for a spin down a dirt road in rural Oklahoma. Shawn wanted to drive so badly that Don finallyAnother Day In Paradisehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08701535942892212814noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5919575.post-1089247075811535262004-07-07T17:36:00.000-07:002004-07-08T09:49:57.986-07:00Calling All Bloggers! Some here previously asked for clarification re: the murder of my friend and the post I made asking for help. I've been meaning to find time to explain things: On June 24th, two good friends of mine, Shawn Howard and Josh (Shawn owned www.deadtowntavern.com and Josh is the Manager) were chasing a man from their property when they encountered Terry Badgewell (who has a longAnother Day In Paradisehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08701535942892212814noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5919575.post-1089245780570991312004-07-07T17:16:00.000-07:002004-07-08T09:50:22.113-07:00Another Patriot Mr. Harris: I read with shock and disbelief that you have declined to bring any action whatsoever against the man who brutally murdered our friend Shawn Howard. I note your pledge "as your Tulsa County DA, I will strive to incarcerate violent offenders...[and] uphold the laws...". How does this square up with releasing a murder to the streets with your blessing? However Another Day In Paradisehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08701535942892212814noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5919575.post-1089245574447784282004-07-07T17:12:00.000-07:002004-07-08T09:50:50.656-07:00Praxxus writes: Hold Tim Harris to His Word I haven't had a chance to visit Tulsa recently, but a friend and Tulsa native got me reading about the recent death of Shawn Howard. The pain of such a premature loss is bad enough for friends and family, but after reading accounts from various Tulsa media sources, it seems D.A. Tim Harris is adding insult to this injury. The exact events leading to Another Day In Paradisehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08701535942892212814noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5919575.post-1089223341165097242004-07-07T11:00:00.000-07:002004-07-07T11:02:21.166-07:00This Is Just Pathetic In April, Julee Lacey, 33, a Fort Worth, TX, mother of two, went to her local CVS drugstore for a last-minute Pill refill. She had been getting her prescription filled there for a year, so she was astonished when the pharmacist told her, "I personally don't believe in birth control and therefore I'm not going to fill your prescription." Lacey, an elementary school teacher, Another Day In Paradisehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08701535942892212814noreply@blogger.com