I have nothing to add that hasn't already been splashed across every newspaper/website in the world. Except: Can you see me grinning? Do you sense I'm gloating. Shove it, Bush/Cheney/Rove.
Added bonus: my boyfriend was on CNN after the debates looking very presidential his own bad self!
The 2004 Presidential Debate Drinking Game
Rules and Details
1) Beer Drinking Penalties:
The following words and or phrases said result in taking a normal drink of beer:
Evil (this includes references to “axis of” and “evil doers”)
Terror / Terrorist (pronounced “tour” / “tourist” in Texas apparently)
Marriage is a union between a man and a woman.
Kerry served with distinction in Vietnam
Draft Dodge (er/ing)
Weapons of mass destruction
Band of brothers
Tax cut’s for the rich
2) Beer Chugging Penalties
The following words or phrases result in chugging your beer:
Terrorists hate freedom
Hated and disgraced
3) Shot Penalties
The following words or phrases result in taking a minimum single shot of liquor:
Bush or Kerry:
Any reference to the Florida chads
The word “Fuck”
The word “asshat” (4 shot penalty)
Looks like a monkey/chimp
Stepford wife (2 shot penalty)
Nigerian gold cake uranium
“Gilded” or “Beseech”
Any and all censored bleeps (2 shot penalty)
Thanks to Steve!