Debate Wrapup

I have nothing to add that hasn't already been splashed across every newspaper/website in the world. Except: Can you see me grinning? Do you sense I'm gloating. Shove it, Bush/Cheney/Rove.

Added bonus: my boyfriend was on CNN after the debates looking very presidential his own bad self!  ¶ 2:58 PM

  The 2004 Presidential Debate Drinking Game

Rules and Details



1) Beer Drinking Penalties:

The following words and or phrases said result in taking a normal drink of beer:

George Bush:

 Evil (this includes references to “axis of” and “evil doers”)
 Terror / Terrorist (pronounced “tour” / “tourist” in Texas apparently)
 Tax Cut
 Vietnam
 Nine-Eleven
 Flip-Flop
 Marriage is a union between a man and a woman.
 Mission accomplished
 Kerry served with distinction in Vietnam

John Kerry:

 Purple Heart
 Draft Dodge (er/ing)
 Medicare
 National Guard
 Weapons of mass destruction
 Band of brothers
 Veteran
 Tax cut’s for the rich



2) Beer Chugging Penalties

The following words or phrases result in chugging your beer:

George Bush:

 Clearing brush
 Terrorists hate freedom

John Kerry:

 Cocaine
 Hated and disgraced




3) Shot Penalties

The following words or phrases result in taking a minimum single shot of liquor:

Bush or Kerry:

 Any reference to the Florida chads
 The word “Fuck”
 The word “asshat” (4 shot penalty)
 Looks like a monkey/chimp
 Impotent
 Liar
 AWOL
 Stepford wife (2 shot penalty)
 Nigerian gold cake uranium
 Shove it
 “Strategery”
 “Gilded” or “Beseech”
 “Mis-underestimated”
 Freedom Fries
 Catsup/ketchup
 Any and all censored bleeps (2 shot penalty)


Thanks to Steve!  ¶ 10:33 AM