Like A Lead Balloon
So it looks like the first twins aren't going to make it in the world of Republican stand-up. Some of the more interesting quotes from the article:
"...the twins seemed to amuse themselves more than the crowd."
"Some delegates in Madison Square Garden seemed startled when Jenna Bush accused her beloved grandmother Barbara of being too opinionated..."
"Cheney stared back stone-faced. "
"They also referenced a speech given at the Democratic convention by the daughters of their father's opponent, John Kerry, by saying they, too, had a hamster. But unlike in the Kerry household, where the presidential candidate jumped into the water to save the family pet, "let's just say ours didn't make it," Barbara Bush said."
"And, if we really beg them, they will even 'Shake it Like a Polaroid Picture,' " said Jenna."
Sheesh. Somebody's parents just didn't raise them right.