Someone Take The Wheel
9.29.2004
  The 2004 Presidential Debate Drinking Game

Rules and Details



1) Beer Drinking Penalties:

The following words and or phrases said result in taking a normal drink of beer:

George Bush:

 Evil (this includes references to “axis of” and “evil doers”)
 Terror / Terrorist (pronounced “tour” / “tourist” in Texas apparently)
 Tax Cut
 Vietnam
 Nine-Eleven
 Flip-Flop
 Marriage is a union between a man and a woman.
 Mission accomplished
 Kerry served with distinction in Vietnam

John Kerry:

 Purple Heart
 Draft Dodge (er/ing)
 Medicare
 National Guard
 Weapons of mass destruction
 Band of brothers
 Veteran
 Tax cut’s for the rich



2) Beer Chugging Penalties

The following words or phrases result in chugging your beer:

George Bush:

 Clearing brush
 Terrorists hate freedom

John Kerry:

 Cocaine
 Hated and disgraced




3) Shot Penalties

The following words or phrases result in taking a minimum single shot of liquor:

Bush or Kerry:

 Any reference to the Florida chads
 The word “Fuck”
 The word “asshat” (4 shot penalty)
 Looks like a monkey/chimp
 Impotent
 Liar
 AWOL
 Stepford wife (2 shot penalty)
 Nigerian gold cake uranium
 Shove it
 “Strategery”
 “Gilded” or “Beseech”
 “Mis-underestimated”
 Freedom Fries
 Catsup/ketchup
 Any and all censored bleeps (2 shot penalty)


Thanks to Steve! 
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Rip out the table
we need room to move
in a life unstable
you're so easily amused
anywhere you hang
yourself is home
throw in a tape, fix the tone

The windows are dirty let's hope it rains
add another newspaper
something to do with my change
I see we're fighting again
In some fucking land
throw in another tape man

Someone take the wheel
and I don't know where we're going
anybody say what you feel
everybody's sad, but nobody's showing

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