Someone Take The Wheel
3.18.2004
  Oh. MY. God.

I realize this is supposed to be comedy...and it's quite funny. It'd be funnier if it were the Dems doing the same routine as a satire, because judging by the applause timing, these clowns really believe this crap.

Transcript from the Keith Olbermann show of Bush's campaign kickoff at the meeting of Republican governors, Feb. 23:

(BEGIN VIDEO CLIP)

GOV. MIKE HUCKABEE ®, ARKANSAS: We are so very glad that all of you could join us here tonight as we get under way to hear the president...

(PHONE RINGING)

HUCKABEE: Oh, my gosh. Excuse me.

(LAUGHTER)

HUCKABEE: Hello? I‘m sorry. I‘m right in the middle of an event.

It‘s who? It‘s God?

(LAUGHTER)

HUCKABEE: On the phone for me? How did he get my number? Oh, God has everybody‘s number. OK? Yes, I‘ll hold.

(LAUGHTER)

HUCKABEE: Yes, God? Yes, sir, I‘m right in the middle of—the president‘s coming. Yes, sir, he sure is. Oh, yes, sir, he‘s here, too. He is.

(LAUGHTER)

HUCKABEE: You see, you say you want—you need an autograph. Oh, for Sampson. I understand, yes, lord.

(LAUGHTER)

HUCKABEE: And, you know, God, this is a pretty big event. We‘ve got a lot of people and I‘ve only got a very short time here. Oh, you‘ve got all the time in the world. I understand. Yes, lord. And you want me to deliver a message. And that would be?

Yes, sir. Well, we want—yes, sir. We want to do what‘s right. And our president does. And we‘re behind him, yes, sir, we sure are. Yes, sir, we know you don‘t take sides in the election.

(LAUGHTER)

HUCKABEE: But, if you did, we kind of think you‘d hang in there with us, lord, we really do. So...

(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)

HUCKABEE: Yes, sir. We‘ll pass those good words on. I see. You talked to the president and he talks to you anyway. And we know that. And we know that—yes, sir. Take care of the family and marriage and the people of America and all the people and the children.

And, yes, sir, I can tell you, every one of us are committed to doing that and a whole army of people out here, and we pledge we‘ll do our very best to do that, sir. Yes, sir. Well, thank you for blessing me, and we‘ll bless you, too. Thank you. And thank you.

(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)

(END VIDEO CLIP)

OLBERMANN: Evidently, the lord does not like conference calls, nor speaker phones.
 
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Rip out the table
we need room to move
in a life unstable
you're so easily amused
anywhere you hang
yourself is home
throw in a tape, fix the tone

The windows are dirty let's hope it rains
add another newspaper
something to do with my change
I see we're fighting again
In some fucking land
throw in another tape man

Someone take the wheel
and I don't know where we're going
anybody say what you feel
everybody's sad, but nobody's showing

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