Someone Take The Wheel
12.05.2003
  Don't Mess With Santa

He'll kick your ass. Yeah, Santa really takes the easy way out. Not only does he keep up with who's naughty and nice all year, he personally manages and oversees all those damn elves and reindeer. Would YOU want to go around landing on slick roofs and trying to squeeze down chimneys all over the world? George, you've gone too far.

"It's always good to see Santa. I know you've got a lot of commitments this time of year. We also know how Santa gets around: he travels in the dark of night, he arrives unannounced -- and he's gone before you know he was there. Santa, I can assure you, it's a lot easier on a flying sled than it is on Air Force One. "

 
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Rip out the table
we need room to move
in a life unstable
you're so easily amused
anywhere you hang
yourself is home
throw in a tape, fix the tone

The windows are dirty let's hope it rains
add another newspaper
something to do with my change
I see we're fighting again
In some fucking land
throw in another tape man

Someone take the wheel
and I don't know where we're going
anybody say what you feel
everybody's sad, but nobody's showing

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