Someone Take The Wheel

The "purity ball" has nothing on this
  Incest Is Best

As a wise woman said "This is just 31 flavors of wrong!" Everyone else I show this article to (not to mention the formal tux/prom gown photo they had published to promote to event in Oklahoma Magazine) has the same immediate reaction. Coincidence? I think not.

Pure intentions
By Jason Collington World Scene Writer

Fathers and daughters take purity pledge at special event

Those in the audience at the third annual Father-Daughter Purity Celebration didn't just come to sign a piece of paper. They listened to a woman who was raped at 16. They heard from a district attorney who raised his voice to get the attention of the men in the room.

For the past three years, about 65 couples have come to the celebration, a fund-raiser for Life Light, a group of volunteers who want to "glorify God by ministering to the needs of the Tulsa-area crisis pregnancy centers."

For two hours, the audience, who paid $40 a ticket, listened to the testimony of Dionne White, the first runner-up for Miss Oklahoma 2004, as well as Tim Harris, the district attorney for Tulsa County.

White, a senior at the University of Tulsa, gave her testimony of being sexually assaulted at 16 and ending up pregnant. She went to Crisis Pregnancy Outreach in Tulsa and now has a good relationship with her 7-year-old daughter, who was adopted by another family.

She told the girls that virginity is a gift that should only be given to their husbands.

"It's so unique, so special," she said. "You need to hold that gift so close to your heart."

While virginity pledges have become more popular, research shows that a majority of the teens don't live up to them. They develop sexually transmitted diseases at about the same rate as adolescents who never made such pledges.

Pledges do postpone premarital sex by 18 months, according to a national study released last year.

The Columbia University research showed that the adolescents who took virginity pledges married earlier and had fewer sexual partners than the other teenagers surveyed.

Eighty-eight percent of the 12,000 teenagers included in the study who pledged chastity reported having had sexual intercourse before they married.

Harris, whose 15-year-old daughter, Natalie, was in the audience, told the fathers he was there to speak to them.

"I come to you as a dad, but I also come from a profession where I see a lot of the bad things in life," he said.

Before going into his speech, Harris had the song "Daughters," by Grammy-winning singer John Mayer, played. He then repeated the chorus of the song: "Fathers be good to your daughters/Daughters will love like you do/Girls become lovers who turn into mothers/So mothers be good to your daughters too."


"We're in a time, guys, where we're at war," Harris said. "We are just not at war in Iraq or maybe in Iran and who knows what is going to happen in North Korea, we have another war going on and it's a cultural war that is trying to squeeze our daughters into their mold. A mold that will literally suck the life out of them."

Throughout his speech, Harris didn't hesitate raising his voice and staring the fathers in the eyes. After reviewing some state statistics, his voice filled the room.
For more information
For more information about the celebration of the Life Light organization, call 299-0007. Girls dealing with an unplanned pregnancy can call the Pregnancy Hopeline at 494-HOPE. It’s a confidential and informational hot line that connects girls with the six crisis pregnancy centers in the Tulsa area. 
  OK. Now It's Time To Get Serious.

Samantha Dent for President of The World. Vote! Damn You! Vote! 
  Is It Satire? Or Is It Memorex?

Hard to say...just be sure to watch past the first "song"
  It Would Appear...

That the President and the White House Press Secretary called on a male prostitute pretending to be a journalist.

  It's Question Time!!!


you can text message your questions to the british members of parliament.

here's mine:

Will you please give Americans assurance that you will not become the next GWMonkey, and that you will seek to re-establish what Labour used to stand for when Bill Clinton was President of the United States of America? I was an American expatriate living in the UK at the time, and I remember when Labour was a godsend -- a change from the tyranny of the Thatcher years. The whole world was with you. Can you see that the world is now laughing at you and deriding you, not because you will not stand up for what you believe is right, but because you refuse to act as a representative form of government, thereby forcing your own constituency to riducule you?

Kind regards,

S. Dent
Tulsa, OK

Here's where you go:

TAKE NOTE: you need a UK postcode to submit. Here's one: SY245NS 
  The REAL Scoop on Jeff Gannon (NOT!) 
  Woo Hoo!

I've finally decided what type of small business I want to open. After I successfully cut my personal debt in half simply by not taking into account my home loan, car loan and student loans, I decided this is the field for me!

I will open a debt reduction counseling company. My company's motto will be: "If It's Good Enough for Dubya, It's Good Enough For You!"

Suggestions for a company name are welcome!
  I'm So Embarassed to Be From OK

Senator Tom Coburn (R-OK), a new member of the Senate Judiciary Committee, was at last week's meeting on a bill restricting class-action suits. "You know," he said, "I immediately thought about silicone breast implants and the legal wrangling and the class-action suits off that. And I thought I would just share with you what science says today about slicone breast implants. If you have them, you're healthier than if you don't. That is what the ultimate science shows...In fact, there's no science that shows that silicone breast implants are detrimental and, in fact, they make you healthier." 
  Dubya' Bats One Out of the Park!

As seen on Bartcop 
  Resistance Is Futile

  I'm Shocked, Shocked I Tell You

WASHINGTON (AP) - President Bush is sending Congress a $2.5 trillion spending plan, constrained by war and record deficits, that seeks to slash spending in a number of popular programs from farm subsidies to poor people's health care.

While calling it the tightest budget of Bush's presidency, Vice President Dick Cheney defended the spending blueprint against Democratic complaints that its austerity falls hardest on the poor.


Rip out the table
we need room to move
in a life unstable
you're so easily amused
anywhere you hang
yourself is home
throw in a tape, fix the tone

The windows are dirty let's hope it rains
add another newspaper
something to do with my change
I see we're fighting again
In some fucking land
throw in another tape man

Someone take the wheel
and I don't know where we're going
anybody say what you feel
everybody's sad, but nobody's showing

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